woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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