Nicole vs. Life
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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