Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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