He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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