Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
3pm strippers are depressing
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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