How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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