I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I have grass duct taped all over my body
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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