wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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