There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
You are the jesus of drinking
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
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