is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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