At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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