fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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