What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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