At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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