Do you still have your period?
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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