she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
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