That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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