): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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