Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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