Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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