This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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