you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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