i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
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