wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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