have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
