My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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