butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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