She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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