The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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