We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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