found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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