: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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