just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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