there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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