In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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