im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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