so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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