youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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