i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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