the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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