it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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