I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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