that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I think im going to throw up on grandma
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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