sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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