I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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