I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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