Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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