My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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