if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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