She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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