Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Randomize
