how can u be prego again
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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