if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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