No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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