I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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